Guest Lectures (Online Bar Review)

My eyes are now closing,

I’m falling asleep.

Your speech is so boring,

I’m going to weep.

Please stand up and shout!

Wave your arms in the air,

Show animation,

Or I just won’t care.

You sit there and drone,

On and on without stop.

My patience is thinning,

Soon it will pop.

So goodbye to you, speaker.

Now I pull down my cap,

To cover my eyes,

And drift off to nap.